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afghanistanini:

remember when “Just Dance” came out and we all thought Lady Gaga was relatively normal and then like “Pokerface” came out and then “Alejandro” and every song got progressively weirder and then she wore a meat dress and we all realized what we had gotten ourselves into by giving her attention

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tomnooksbitch:

phyllis i hope you die in a fire

tomnooksbitch:

phyllis i hope you die in a fire

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ewrecktion:

 

“Hello Lifealert”


“Hello Stella, are you okay?”

“… is your refrigerator running?”


“Stella, we’re all getting a little tired of your bullshit”

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bermont:

javierstrummer:

Story of my life

Ralph D:

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